What I *Really* Think About Your Book

A running list of thoughts as I read queries recently

Why is everything about Nixon?

Why is everything post-apocalyptic again?

Why is everything satire?

Oh, all those things are related?

Please leave Alice in Wonderland, Don Quixote, and Dante’s Inferno alone.

I absolutely cannot read your 200k word book.

Yes, I have heard of synesthesia.

That picture book idea was pretty good, but it’s a crowded market and I don…